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yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.

(via rexuality)


take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via fake-mermaid)


food will never break my heart

(via magicul)

Australia:The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America:The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada:The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England:The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand:Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands:That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France:The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China:The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia:The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed


Gucci Mane in jail until 2016 and you worried about who’s gonna be the next president, grow up.

(via napsackk)